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Kids Say the Darnedest Things!

Fabrications your five year-old crafts at school that you hear about during a meeting with the Principal on Wednesday: “I have a gun in my backpack and I want to shoot you for hurting my feelings,” and, “I am going to bring dynamite to school and blow it up.”

Oi vey.

We spent Thursday morning at home and I’m pretty sure this has been added to his permanent record.

This could have been a reaction to limiting his potential total screen time (games on phone or computer and watching TV) to 60 minutes per day and he can only earn it in five-minute chunks through good behavior.

Or he’s been slipping in the Fight Club DVD late at night when the rest of the house is asleep.